Sure is gonna be tough raising this puppy without him.
'Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.' Later on he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says 'Why the fuck do you have 6 gallons of milk?' He responded 'They had eggs.'
Yep. I once sent my hubby to the store to get flour and corn tortillas and he came home with flour tortillas and can of corn! Lesson learned: Husbands ALWAYS need a list.
Even the sexes' respective takes on something like this differ diametrically. Example: to you it is a list. I'll bet that a large if not entire func of said list for the mate is for the purpose of ACCOUNTABILITY. No more "S/he said..."
Nah. Actually, I laughed! And, understood.
And you laughed? Yikes... j/k... I hope.
Brilliant simplicity. Truth in humor. RIP Grammar and syntax.
Definitely time for a new keyboard.