12 years old and mixed up with coke. Disclaimer: This is just a joke, i do not condone the practice of mixing whiskey with coke.
"Surely it's not going to rain today?" She said "it will, and don't call me Shirley" ...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.
but the heavier ones need to be delivered by crane.
Someone tells her: "Excuse me, Ms. You shouldn't walk like this with your breast out" She looks at him. Looks at her breast. Turns back and runs away yelling: "Fuck! I left my baby in the bus!"